Five alleged anarchists have been arrested after a months-long sting operation, charged with plotting to blow up a bridge in the Cleveland area, the FBI announced Tuesday.What, were they tired of being juggalos?
Hey look 1913 called
People dumb enough to be entrapped by the FBI unite!
Which is the greater line befitting FoxNews from an authoritive agency
Is it?
"Rupert Murdoch is not a fit person to exercise the stewardship of a major international company"Or is it?
[Fox News] is "wholly without merit, both factually and legally."
Virginia is for lovers, you leave that shit at the border when you visit Tennessee
Tennessee, the land that time, humor and rationality forgot has passed themselves another mighty fine piece of ledge-ooh-slay-shin:
The Tennessee Legislature on Friday sent a bill to Gov. Bill Haslam’s desk that, according to the Tennessean, would require sex-ed classes to “exclusively and emphatically” promote abstinence and ban teachers and outside groups from promoting “gateway sexual activity.” The bill defines “gateway sexual activity” as: “sexual conduct encouraging an individual to engage in a non-abstinent behavior.”No kissing, no hugging, no looking and of course...
Self-Awareness Watch...
Oh boy, here we go, John McCain:
(Y)ou know the thing about heroes, they don't bragWhich is either hilarious...or quite accurate considering this is a guy whose "Auto"-biography is all about portraying himself as a selfless (and not at all self-promotional) hero who deserved to be elected President in 2008 for that reason alone.
Sounds like the right guy to run the American right-wing though...
The British Parliament gives Rupert and company a gigantic "Fawkes You!":
“We conclude, therefore, that Rupert Murdoch is not a fit person to exercise the stewardship of a major international company”
Re-branding
In a bizarre story, (what else is there with this guy anyway, other than weird or frightening stories?) Osama bin Laden thought that al-Qaeda had an image problem (ya' think?) and thought a name-change, or rebranding would help.
There's nothing in the story that says what he was thinking of changing it to, but I'm going to guess, "Qwikster".*
(*oh a little something for us nerds)
There's nothing in the story that says what he was thinking of changing it to, but I'm going to guess, "Qwikster".*
(*oh a little something for us nerds)
The Chemical War on Women
When we last saw short-fingered vulgarian Donald Trump he was embarrassing America in Scotland by declaring wind-power the worst thing that ever happened to that country.
Somehow a nation that had to deal with the Romans, the Vikings, the English, the black death, starvation -- and when not starving -- haggis, laughed at him.
Trump the self-proclaimed self-made man inherited only two things: four-hundred million dollars and no sense of shame -- so he returned to this country to be laughed at further.
Surely when you see Donald Trump you look at him and say, now there's a man who knows a quality women's perfume...an "ewww" de toilette if you will:
And just think, if Trump somehow floats himself as a Vice Presidential nominee he can talk about how he's the best smelling potential running mate. Which is yet another moronic statement because we all know that would be Chris Christie.
[cross-posted at Firedoglake]
Somehow a nation that had to deal with the Romans, the Vikings, the English, the black death, starvation -- and when not starving -- haggis, laughed at him.
Trump the self-proclaimed self-made man inherited only two things: four-hundred million dollars and no sense of shame -- so he returned to this country to be laughed at further.
Surely when you see Donald Trump you look at him and say, now there's a man who knows a quality women's perfume...an "ewww" de toilette if you will:
And just think, if Trump somehow floats himself as a Vice Presidential nominee he can talk about how he's the best smelling potential running mate. Which is yet another moronic statement because we all know that would be Chris Christie.
[cross-posted at Firedoglake]
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