What is a better trending topic than "creepy" and "illiterate?"

About that rapture thing...

Just so you know

The next right-wing jackass who wants to bomb Iran because they are in league with Al Qaeda here is the status of their relationship in the Spring of 2011 from the soon to be fishfood Osama bin Laden:

The third section discusses al-Qa`ida’s relationship with Iran and Pakistan. With respect to Iran, the documents show that it is an antagonistic relationship, largely based on indirect and unpleasant negotiations over the release of detained jihadis and their families, including members of Bin Ladin’s family.

This, of course, is what policy analyst who give a shit have been saying for more than a decade...Neo-Cons, not so much.

The Rapture, or hell, a giant meteor, cannot come soon enough

I know that handy little things to make life easier are nice and important but really?

Tired of getting your hands all greasy when greasing up a baking dish or pan before putting it in the oven? Maybe you want an easier way to butter your toast in the morning? This hack takes an old—and very clean—roll-on deodorant container, some melted butter, and a little patience and gives you an actual roll-on butter pen, perfect for all of your fat-making needs.

You are too lazy to take a butter-knife, slice off a hunk of butter and put in in a hot pan and then shake it around? Really?

How about this...he stands up and says "You assholes really have some goddamned nerve"

Like Obama would ever deign to say such a thing...but a person can dream.  What a self-satisfied prick:

One of the guests raised his hand; he knew how to solve the problem. The president had won plaudits for his speech on race during the last campaign, the guest noted. It was a soaring address that acknowledged white resentment and urged national unity. What if Obama gave a similarly healing speech about class and inequality? What if he urged an end to attacks on the rich? Around the table, some people shook their heads in disbelief.

Yeah, uh, how do I put this diplomatically.

Oh yes.

"Fuck you, you fucking fuck"

Isn't this pretty much the 24/7 speech of the Romney campaign anyhow?

I wonder if Newt Gingrich woke up this morning

And decided he's going to run for President of the next available country.  Maybe Mexico?

I guess it beats "Waste Management"

I know few people give a crap in this country about the football that actually uses the feet almost exclusive, but I'll take my petty ironies where I can get them.

One of the more famous teams in a now decrepit league, the Scottish Premier League, are the Glasgow Rangers...or simply "Rangers". Due to a sport that competes for players internationally and with no monetary controls (free market baby) and a collapsing TV contract (because while people love soccer, they don't love Scottish soccer) they are bankrupt and in administration where they are either bought or collapse.

So who rides to the rescue to get this team out of the ditch?  An American Tow Truck tycoon.

It is like Downton Abbey where everyone is an in-bred cousin of Branson.

I guess it beats Bain Capital.

Self-centered much?

John Cole has Andrew Sullivan summarized in one pithy post.

I had to settle simply for video.