"OH THE CHRISTIANITY!"
BIG BUTTER JESUS MELTS...
MONROE, Ohio – A six-story-tall statue of Jesus Christ with his arms raised along a highway was struck by lightning in a thunderstorm Monday night and burned to the ground, police said.
The "King of Kings" statue, one of southwest Ohio's most familiar landmarks, had stood since 2004 at the evangelical Solid Rock Church along Interstate 75 in Monroe, just north of Cincinnati.
I ACCUSE BIG MARGARINE JUDAS!
Who the fuck is Pat Robertson going to blame this one on?
I just hope they got some shellfish out to take advantage of this situation...oh, right.
Oh well, look for him to be assembled in four-quarters in three days, with a bad case of "stick-mata".
(sorry Neil Young)
Teabaggers and Palin coming,
those immigrants on their own.
This summer I saw the lightning,
Lord melts in Ohio.
...built by Halliburton.
I could do this literally all day...perhaps even 40 days...perhaps until the second melting, er, coming....and I'm guessing I probably will.
(pic from here)