Hi, I'm Gail Collins, I am paid a LOT of money to write a column for the New York Times -- whereupon I can write about the important -- very important -- issues of the day.
Therefore, let me write about the most important thing EVER!
Chelsea Clinton's Wedding! Woo-Hoo!
Please send all appreciative money orders because of my awesomeness to...this email address.
Read it while you can kids, before they put quality like this back behind a pay-window.