Must...not...make...inappropriate...and...offensive...
last...Pearl...necklace...joke...*
Unlike some people.
You see, that's how a semi-professional (i.e. jackass) does it.
Ladies and Gentlemen, the early 90s in a nutshell...of course, there's always the 80s.
(pic from here, and yes, I respect Rachel Maddow a lot, but you cannot expect a OCD afflicted jerk like me to resist such wisecracks).
(*plus I suspect about 15,000 people have already made that joke)