"I don't think we came from monkeys. I think that's ridiculous. I haven't seen a half-monkey, half-person yet."
For those of you keeping score about Beck; that's decoding mysterious gold tablets with your magic hat, Native Americans as lost tribe of Israel, and Jesus' farewell tour of North America all totally true -- but evolution totally false.
But really, no half-human half-monkees ever seen?
Truly the greatest dance sequence since this.
*and also truly the oldest of tropes, humans and other primates share a common ancestry -- just like Glenn Beck and Juan Williams now share a common benefactor, Australopithecus Rupertus.
[cross-posted at Firedoglake]