The Catholic Church is dictating the terms of the male orgasm.
...the sexual act has to be unitive and procreative and why some kinds of activity are not chaste,” the letter said. “Though pleasure may be present, some acts are a misuse of sex when they fall short of what God intended.”*
So married people, no compound worded sex acts for you.
Does this require the Palmfacial?
(by the way, that was among the most disgusting image searches ever to get the one listed...even with safe search on.)