Oh no!

We have besmirched the other people of the world with our uncouth language and f-bombs instead of our awesome regular bombs!

But the Oscars, being a global affair, were telecast elsewhere in the world with Leo's words uncensored. Viewers who watched the show on Star Movies, a major channel available throughout Asia, heard the F-word loud and clear.

I look forward to Glenn Beck blaming Barack Obama and George Soros this evening.