I was born in the Midwest (Minnesota to be precise) and have lived here all my life. This is most wise: ... the Green Bay Packers have move...
This has got to be an elaborate joke
Or incredibly stupid (how 'bout both?)...I'm going with the latter regarding Sgt. "Moran" (that's right that's his name) though the name is why I'm thinking it's a really bad and foolish joke -- for that Moran.