Better call up the "Pre-Cog" Unit on this one

Because here's a criminal charge no one could have ever predicted:

Thirty-year-old Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop is tentatively charged with carrying a concealed knife, possession of drug paraphernalia, possession of marijuana and a probation violation after his arrest Thursday.

Who would have thought a guy who changed his name to Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop would be a suspected pot user?