Honestly, I know I spend too much time thinking about this, but if I had "Siri" I'd use it to determine the extent to which it would allow me to ask twisted questions like:
"How does one dispose of a dead body?"or
"Who killed Steve Jobs?"
Enjoy that one with your delivered Tomato Soup Deschanel!
...and while I am in cranky old man mode, who the fuck is "Pitbull" and what exactly is his talent? He doesn't seem to rap or sing, he just pushes beer and soft drinks.