Perhaps he should take Occam's Razor to his wrists?

The only bigger offensive idiot in the world is the offensive idiot who votes for this offensive idiot:

STEVE KING: We went down into the Library of Congress and we found a microfiche there of two newspapers in Hawaii each of which had published the birth of Barack Obama. It would have been awfully hard to fraudulently file the birth notice of Barack Obama being born in Hawaii and get that into our public libraries and that microfiche they keep of all the newspapers published. That doesn’t mean there aren’t some other explanations on how they might’ve announced that by telegram from Kenya.

Yeah, that's undoubtedly the MOST likely scenario, Jackass.