There are a LOT of Republicans who are about to be certain that Abraham Lincoln really did hunt vampires -- and to be honest at least the movie is slightly more accurate than Bill O'Reilly's book.
If you were not already depressed enough
Then use this list of things Republicans "know" to be true and get practicing your hangman's knot skills. For example: 
There are a LOT of Republicans who are about to be certain that Abraham Lincoln really did hunt vampires -- and to be honest at least the movie is slightly more accurate than Bill O'Reilly's book.
There are a LOT of Republicans who are about to be certain that Abraham Lincoln really did hunt vampires -- and to be honest at least the movie is slightly more accurate than Bill O'Reilly's book.