Scientists in dreary old Englandtowne have learned that people who cleave to a more conservative ideology have a larger amygdala, the part of the brain that controls "anxiety and emotion," and a smaller anterior cingulate, which controls bravery and optimism.
A finding that explains both FoxNews and Chickenhawks in a single paragraph.
Oh, and let us look at (according to Wikipedia) today's Exhibit A:
His favorite football team is the Philadelphia Eagles and his favorite player is Michael Vick. Despite being a Vick fan, Carlson did remark on the December 28, 2010, edition of the Fox News program Hannity that Michael Vick "should have been executed..."
He loved Michael Vick until Obama got involved, leaving this situation.
Tucker loves Michael Vick the way Mark David Chapman loved John Lennon.