But we get this:
The Heinz Dip & Squeeze, a new single-serving ketchup package that promises to save us from the long national nightmare that has been the existing foil squeeze packet, is now rolling out to Chick-Fil-As nationwide. Ketchup! Liberated!
The new package, which can be squeezed like the old ones or peeled back and dipped into, like, say, the Sweet and Sour sauce tubs at Burger King, will make on-the-go french fry eating significantly more enjoyable.
Oh, it debuts at Chick-Fil-A. It must be yet another of Jeebus' miracles.
(pic from here)