It only follows the logical course of our politics being for sale that we throw off the shackles of hypocrisy and just lay it all out there:
RNC considers selling TV rights of presidential primary debates
Usually this sort of thing is saved for one of the eighty-seven college football bowl games or NASCAR, but who better than the GOP to sell out so openly?
I suggest the Koch Industries Republican Presidential Second Amendment Bowl.
Bonus to the candidate that rips off his or her shirt to reveal they are endorsed by Golden Palace Casino.
(pic from here)