Even though the state is supposedly broke, top officials in Gov. Scott Walker's team were able to scrape together enough money to give a state job to the woman identified as Sen. Randy Hopper's girlfriend.
Anything for a political ally.
Valerie Cass, a former Republican legislative staffer, was hired Feb. 7 as a communications specialist with the state Department of Regulation and Licensing. She is being paid $20.35 per hour. The job is considered a temporary post.
So the amended formula is:
Koch Brothers> Randy Hopper> Randy Hopper's Girlfriend> Libyans>Afghans=Iraqis>Americans > Mrs. Randy Hopper ...but at least > Bahrainians
By the way, "Randy Hopper" is the best name for a cheating husband ever.