A South African anthropologist wants to dig up William Shakespeare's bones to find out if the playwright smoked pot. He got this crazy idea from an earlier study which turned up pipe fragments in Shakespeare's garden that were coated with a marijuana residue.
I once had a scene in Timon of Athens -- and whoever wrote that was under the influence of something -- and it wasn't genius. Though they were obviously less stoned than the person who while deciding which Shakespeare to do that year picked Timon of Athens.