Naturally

Romney has been on the stump repeatedly saying Obama is trying to offer college students "free stuff" when they should be asking their parents for money (FACT!) so naturally:

The Romney campaign was so desperate to get students to attend an on campus rally at Northwestern College in Orange City, Iowa that they were giving away a foam Mitt or ball to the first 1,000 attendees.

Okay, that's just hilarious -- and unbelievably lame.

And I'm scared of what a "Foam Mitt" is...but I bet it only has a "y" chromosome.