"Forget cake, you people are not even worth gruel!"

The "secret weapon" did a solo in Iowa City (not governed by Mayor McCheese) and she charmed the crowd in her usual inimitable manner:

“Stop it. This is hard. You want to try it? Get in the ring,” she said. “This is hard and, you know, it’s an important thing that we’re doing right now and it’s an important election and it is time for all Americans to realize how significant this election is and how lucky we are to have someone with Mitt’s qualifications and experience and know-how to be able to have the opportunity to run this country.”

Forget Rafalca, when this election's over, Ann Romney is going to require a 'therapy gimp'.