Fini

Well that should about do it then. The statement of the old Iowa pol about what Ryan will have to do in 2016 has been taken to heart...in 2012.

Though Ryan had already decided to distance himself from the floundering Romney campaign, he now feels totally uninhibited. Reportedly, he has been marching around his campaign bus, saying things like, “If Stench calls, take a message” and “Tell Stench I’m having finger sandwiches with Peggy Noonan and will text him later.”

Update:

Or perhaps this was all poorly denoted satire.