By Mark Krikorian
Mark: Those Eva Braun pictures reminded me of Qaddafi’s “voluptuous blond,” both of whom lead me to wonder — why can’t dictators find better-looking mistresses? Hitler and Khadafy are (were) absolute rulers over millions of subjects, and these girls are the best they can do? It’s not like either woman was ugly, but with all that money and power, you’d think these goons could find a super-model willing to be their “nurse.”
In my whiniest Seinfeldian:
"What's the deal with these dictators and their not very attractive mistresses?
"Hooray, there's still hope for me and Mitt!!!!"