"How dare you be intolerant!"

Mitt Romney has declared. "Why can we not go back to hating the Indians Masons Irish Catholics Italians Blacks Suffragettes Wets Evolutionists Socialists Intellectuals Jews Communists India Indians the poor Mexicans Gays, hey did I mention Blacks? Muslims like the good ol' days?"

And on that last note, this looks like a good time for John Bolton (caution link has high "derp" factor) to get back in the race to demand Iran be bombed, it's been like two months since he last demanded it.

Of course, we may have found the ultimate "new hotness" for a potential Republican dream candidate. Literally a 'missing link' that is willing to deny evolutionary theory.

[crossposted at Firedoglake]

(pic via FoggyDave at flickr.com)