Meet your next "Joe the Plumber"

Miguel the Knife-Wielder:

After brandishing a filet knife, 48-year-old Albuquerque resident Miguel Aguirre—who is reportedly homeless—allegedly threatened to stab a group of Occupy Wall Street protesters. He also told them to "get a job," according to one witness-protester.

When is Red State's Erick Erickson going to give this man a regular column?