By now you've probably heard

That Romney tattoo guy has decided to have the ol' two-toned "R" taken off the subtle "right-side" of his face. But his explanation as to why is perhaps the most hilarious excuse, considering both the campaign AND the subject with the ink, ever:

"There’s no dignity in blaming somebody else for buying votes and paying off people. I can’t get behind that or stay behind that.”

As opposed to the pride and self-respect that is behind selling your face -- YOUR FACE -- for a buck. Maybe he should just get a single teardrop under his right-eye instead?