ba-dum-bah!
And when you read the article the "funny" joke becomes the outrageous one:
Prominent members of conservative, Washington-based defense think tanks were given permanent office space at his headquarters and access to military aircraft to tour the battlefield. They provided advice to field commanders that sometimes conflicted with orders the commanders were getting from their immediate bosses.John Bolton undoubtedly was invaluable when it came to how to live the swinger's lifestyle.