Douche-chay

This works on one-level, the only dimension either gentlemen is capable of thinking...

Gingrich:

There should be no mosque near Ground Zero in New York so long as there are no churches or synagogues in Saudi Arabia.

Mussolini:

There will be a mosque in Rome, the Fascist ruler said, only when a Roman Catholic church is permitted in Mecca.

fez tip, Commenter Omen.