A wacky British-born Internet entrepreneur who wants to be entertained, and perhaps even promote a website, is offering $1 million for someone to flash Barack Obama, on camera. How is this not a great deal?
British billionaire Alki David has one condition for his payout: the word "Battlecam" must be written across the naked thrill-seeker's chest, to promote David's video-sharing website of the same name.
Oh hell, ol' Pam has enough experience in this area to make "Battl-" and "ecam" go in opposite directions, and given the lack of suppleness in space-age polymers this is no mean feat.