In a World ... of Self-Important Hypocritical Asshats

...there is no Self-Important Hypocritical Asshat bigger than Newt Gingrich:

He'd just returned from Erie, Pennsylvania, where he'd given a speech full of high sentiments about compassion and family values.

The next night, they sat talking out on their back patio in Georgia. She said, "How do you give that speech and do what you're doing?"

"It doesn't matter what I do," he answered. "People need to hear what I have to say. There's no one else who can say what I can say. It doesn't matter what I live."

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Oh, and Esquire? I wish you'd held this profile until after the 2012 RNC.