Buddy, this is why blogging and twittering were invented

I mean I sort of understand the feeling, but that's why you don't watch it. But still...

-Like most Americans, Steven Cowan has been perplexed by Bristol Palin’s curious ability to keep advancing in TV’s "Dancing with the Stars" competition.

However, unlike other viewers, Cowan, 66, allegedly became so enraged by Palin’s success that he actually fired a shotgun round into his television, triggering a 15-hour standoff with Wisconsin cops.

It takes a heroic effort to out-dumbass that clan, but congrats Mr. Cowan.