All these damned years athletes thanking God/Allah/Jesus (does no one ever think of the Holy Ghost?) for helping them win an athletic contest of some kind (ex. 1992 "Thank you God for helping Scott Norwood miss and cursing Buffalo while blessing the sacred Giants").
Finally,
some inappropriate blame to go with the misplaced credit!

And why does God hate Buffalo so much...did he vote for McKinley?
Aw, Stevie Johnson, now you've done it!