Christ on a Cracker, I thought she could nearly see the damn thing from her porch?!

It's just south of Russia, with a little bit of China in between. It's been in the news a lot...over the last sixty fucking years.

Yeah, every politician misspeaks every once in a while...every single one of them (not even including Bush II). But she's in another, far lower league entirely.

Or maybe I should just say, NOW WHO'S PATRIOTIC AND CHEERING FOR OUR ENEMIES?

AUDIO: Sarah Palin: “We Gotta Stand With Our North Korean Allies”

As Watertiger succinctly puts it, "DERP".