Not.Creepy.At.All.
Just going to guess but:
1. Magic Underwear doesn't have skidmarks
2. Jews and Leprechauns and their gold, what's that about? Contact goldline.com
3. Socialism is the magic word that equals "negro"
4. Machu Picchu has nothin' on Palmyra, NY.
5. North American Military Brigades Launching Artillery (forgot acronym).
6. The Rusty Trombone.
7. Roger Aisles doused in his twenty-five year old bottle of 'Canoe'.